Squidly got lucky. He was only going about 20 mph, and someone found him after he crashed.

He spent the next 2 days in the hospital. He was lucky enough to have a nice ER tech scrub all of the dirt and grit out of his multiple wounds. He even got to feel every second of it because they won't give you pain killers. The pain killers are narcotics and thin your blood, and they don't want you squirting all over the ER.